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Snarky “My Open Book Is an Invitation to Shut the F*ck Up” Bookmark – Funny Book Lover Gift

Snarky “My Open Book Is an Invitation to Shut the F*ck Up” Bookmark – Funny Book Lover Gift

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For readers who don’t want to be disturbed — ever. A cute floral bookmark with unapologetic sass to keep your place andyour peace. 💐📖✨

 

When your nose is in a book, the last thing you need is someone trying to talk to you.
This snarky floral bookmark delivers the message loud and clear:
“My open book is an invitation for you to shut the f*ck up.”

Printed on premium 350gsm matte cardstock with rounded corners, it’s sturdy, smooth, and built for bookworms who appreciate beautiful designs and unbothered reading time. Slip it into your latest read and enjoy the quiet you deserve.

Perfect for sarcastic souls, introverted book dragons, and anyone tired of being interrupted mid-chapter.

Details

  • Thick 350gsm matte cardstock

  • Rounded corners for a polished finish

  • Cute floral design + bold attitude

  • A hilarious gift for book lovers, reading friends, and your favorite snark queen

  • Perfect for book clubs, stocking stuffers, and treat-your-shelf moments

Because sometimes silence is golden — and sometimes it just needs a little… emphasis. 😉

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